Thyroid Bootcamp Course

Boost energy. Banish brain fog. Say ✌️ to bloat. and finally Feel better in your clothes.
Feeling lost, overwhelmed, and still like 💩 after your diagnosis? Ugh, we've been there. Elated to finally have a diagnosis, but handed medication and sent on my way with no idea what to do ...or if there was anything I could do. 

This Thyroid course is for you if...

This lab + action plan hybrid offer identifies one of the most foundational keys to proper cellular communication (AKA your metabolism) that often goes unnoticed! This is for you if you:
  • You're always tired. Like, really tired. 
  • You're always forgetful and forget why you walked into a room. 
  • You're always scrambling for your words 
  • Your mood is all over the place-- and is often not good.
  • You received a diagnosis, but no explanation as to why it
    happened or what you can do about it. 
  • You feel like your metabolism is SO slow
  • Your thyroid is holding you back from your weight goals
  • You feel so bloated and like your bowels move at a snail's pace
  • You were prescribed meds with no other direction 
  • You want to feel confident navigating life with hypothyroidism knowing that
    you're doing everything you can to support yourself!

Thyroid Bootcamp

Easy to implement  food-as-medicine tactics to overcome brain fog, enhance energy, optimize thyroid, boost metabolism, and beat bloat through sustainable and realistic nutritional therapies.  

Totally virtual, so come as you are! Sweatpants welcomed...and encouraged!

Comprehensive video modules, teaching you what is going on, why it happened, what you can do about it, and how to make it stick long term! 

Personalized Answers + Plan
Every person is unique, so the plan has to be unique to them! Leverage specialty lab testing to dive into your unique biochemical make-up to target the areas that need the most attention! Plus, a CFW functional provider will interpret your labs + give you a plan of action for next steps.

If you are crushing your HIIT workouts,
intermittent fasting, doing ALL. THE. THINGS. and
still not seeing results...KEEP SCROLLING!

Education

Our motto: "empowerment through education". Join in on the fun with easy to understand, fun video modules (self-paced). You get lifetime access to educational videos that teach you the nutritional theory you need to truly make lifelong, sustainable changes. Go at your own speed, pause, rewind, and take what you need to make realistic, sustainable changes!

Empowerment

Say goodbye to feeling overwhelmed and flustered not knowing what your labs mean at your next doctor's appointment. Turn nutritional education into a practical application with the proven, effective, and simple meal-time tools, the BRAIN METHOD. Highly praised & easy-to-understand (and even easier to implement) e-visuals will be a staple in your household. 

What If You Could...

  • Have sustained energy throughout the day instead of a midday nap.
  • Prevent blood sugar crashes that leave you feeling "hangry" and grabbing for afternoon bag of chips.
  • Nourish your stress hormone glands to be more easy-breezy instead of frazzled and frantic.
  • Support your thyroid to optimize your metabolism by eating more food, not less.
  • Bridge nutrient gaps to prime metabolic cellular pathways to give you more energy and drive. 
  • Establish an effective sleep routine to wake up feeling ready to take on the day.
  • Want a sustainable, realistic, flexible dietary change that actually fits into your life.
  • Find peace with a diet you can follow for the rest of your life while living your life.
“I spent years feeling exhausted, overwhelmed, trying every quick fix diet and supplement I could get my hands on. It wasn't until I identified and worked on my personal ROOT CAUSE of hypothyroidism that I started to notice a HUGE improvement in my concentration, energy, and mood.”
Michelle S.
THYROID BOOTCAMP ALUM

Video Module Topics

Bonus Module Include:

  • Supplements 
  • Navigating Real Life 
  • Exercise Templates & Routines
  • How to Eat 
  • When to Eat 
  • What NOT to Eat

Wanna Dig Deeper?

LAB UPGRADE OPTION OFFERS:

HTMA Test

Hair Tissue Mineral Analysis 

Interpretation 

Video lab review of labs + recommendations/protocols from a CFW functional provider.

Blood Labs

Full thyroid panel, blood sugar screen, targeted nutrient levels, iron panel, Comprehensive Metabolic Panel, Complete Blood Count

Chat Access

Get 3 days of unlimited chat access with your provider once your video recorded lab interpratation is released to you

The BRAIN Method

The step-by-step root cause resolution process to help feel your best...for good! 
“My provider heard my symptoms, recommended specific testing based on the HTMA results, and walked me through the results in a way that I could easily understand. She also recommended tangible and easy things to add into my day to help improve my whacky mineral levels. Already feeling better after following her recommendations for several weeks! Her ability to provide education is also amazing.”
MEGAN

Get a sneak peek into your private
Thyroid Bootcamp membership portal!

Pricing Plans

Course Only

$397.00 (Lifetime Access)

  • Lifetime acess to educational video modules you can watch at your own pace! 
  • 20+ downloadable resources including food lists and recipes
  • A flexible food framework to take the guess work out of what to eat
  • Simple, easy-to-follow meal time strategies 

Add Labs to Course

$997 or $498.50/mo

  • Everything in Thyroid Bootcamp
  • Lab Testing Included (HTMA + Blood Labs)
  • Video Recorded Lab Interpretation + Protocol from a CFW functional provider
  • 3 days of private chat access with your provider once you receive your results
  • Access to discounted pharmaceutical supplements

Frequently Asked Questions

  • Labs (where available in the US; not available in New York):
    • HTMA (Hair Tissue Mineral Analysis)
    • Blood Labs (through LabCorp)
      • Full thyroid panel
      • Blood sugar screen
      • Targeted nutrient levels
        • Vitamin A, Copper, Zinc, Vitamin D, Magnesium
      • Iron panel
      • Comprehensive Metabolic Panel
      • Complete Blood Count
      • Inflammation markers
      • Cholesterol levels

Lab testing is not included if you just purchase the self-paced course. However, once you start learning all the goods, it's very likely you'll want to dive into your own biochemistry with lab testing and personalized nutritional analysis from a member of the CFW clinical team. Let's do it! Just let the Chews Food Wisely team know! You can email hello@chewsfoodwisely.com

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