Get answers, not bandaids. We listen. We test. We solve.

Feeling overwhelmed by the endless stream of health advice (thanks, social media “experts” 🙄)

Take a deep breath—you're in the right place. As TRUE functional nutrition experts, we're here to help you cut through the noise and finally feel confident in your food choices & in your body again.

No quick fixes here—just realistic, sustainable, effective solutions that lead to lasting results. Here are the ways we help:

1:1 Functional Nutrition Coaching

Comprehensive support tailored to Your Unique Health Journey

🌱 1:1 Functional Nutrition Coaching for Women Ready for Real Answers 🌱
Done guessing and ready to uncover what's truly behind your symptoms? Our personalized Functional Nutrition Coaching helps women address hormone imbalances, fatigue, digestive struggles, and metabolism roadblocks.

✨ Personalized, Science-Backed Solutions ✨
You'll get expert guidance and a metabolism-first action plan designed specifically to balance your hormones, enhance energy, and optimize digestion—helping you finally feel comfortable in your body again.

🔬 Deep Dive with Functional Lab Testing 🔬
We leverage targeted functional lab testing to pinpoint exactly what's causing your symptoms and craft a realistic, tailored strategy that fits seamlessly into your life.

🙌 Accountability & Support That Lasts 🙌
Stay motivated and on track with continuous support and accountability—no quick fixes or gimmicks, just lasting transformation.

Mineral Testing & "How To Eat" Course

kickstart your health journey with functional lab testing

🔑 Unlock the Missing Link to Your Metabolism, Energy & Hormone Balance 🔑
Your minerals influence everything—from thyroid function and stress resilience to inflammation, gut health, and weight management. With a state-of-the-art Hair Tissue Mineral Analysis (HTMA) test, you'll uncover exactly how your mineral levels are impacting your body.

🔍 No More Guesswork 🔍
Receive science-backed, easy-to-implement food and supplement strategies through your recorded lab review and personalized protocol. Boost your energy, accelerate your metabolism, and restore hormone balance—finally feel like yourself again.

✨ Clear Results, Simple Solutions, Lasting Change ✨
Take control and start your journey toward renewed vitality today!

Thyroid Bootcamp Course + Labs 🧪

feel empowered through education and implementation

🌟 Feeling Lost, Overwhelmed & Exhausted After Your Thyroid Diagnosis? 🌟
We've been there too, and we get it. The Thyroid Bootcamp is designed specifically to help you regain your energy, clear away brain fog, and eliminate bloating—without restrictive fad diets.

✨ Real Solutions, Real Results ✨
This isn't just another program. It's a science-backed approach to balancing your hormones, optimizing your metabolism, and helping you confidently feel great in your clothes again.

🚀 A Personalized, Empowering Approach 🚀
Through our proven, self-paced Thyroid Bootcamp and The BRAIN Method, you'll learn simple, sustainable nutrition strategies backed by science. Want an even deeper, personalized approach? Easily add labs (blood + HTMA test) for tailored insights and strategies.

Ready to reclaim your energy and feel amazing again? Let's do this!

It’s easy to feel confused & overwhelmed when trying to figure out how to nourish your body the right way.

We’re here to help you break free from temporary fixes and unlock real, lasting change to get you from feeling exhausted to energized, bloated to balanced, and finally losing weight without the stress.

Root-cause healing starts here. No more ‘just deal with it’—let’s fix it.

🧪 Functional Labs We Run at our Nutrition Practice

Unlock the full picture of your health with our comprehensive functional nutrition labs.
Not sure where to start? When you apply to work with us, we’ll provide personalized lab recommendations tailored to your unique health history and goals.

Micronutrient Testing

Uncover which essential vitamins and minerals your body might be lacking. Comprehensive micronutrient testing offers a detailed look into your nutritional status so you can support your health with precision.
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HTMA Testing

Dive deep into your mineral balance and heavy metal exposure with HTMA Testing. This insightful test reveals long-term mineral status, helping you understand how these factors might be influencing your health.
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Full Thyroid Panel

Get a comprehensive overview of thyroid function, including all relevant markers, to ensure no part of your thyroid story is left untold. Ideal for those who suspect their thyroid might be affecting their wellness.
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Gut & Stool Analysis

Understand the ecosystem of your gut with our Gut & Stool Analysis. By examining gut flora, digestion, and potential pathogens, this test helps illuminate the root causes behind digestive issues so you can cultivate a thriving microbiome.
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Food Sensitivity Testing

Identify hidden triggers that may be impacting your health with our Food Sensitivity Testing. This test reveals your body's responses to various foods, helping you uncover potential culprits and make informed dietary choices!
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DUTCH Hormone Test

The dutch hormone test gives us a comprehensive view of adrenal and sex hormone function. This helps us understand your unique hormonal balance, as well as give us insight to address issues related to mood, energy, and overall well-being.
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Backed by science, tailored to you.

More than a diet—it’s a strategy for lifelong wellness.

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